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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:32am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 10:10am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:43am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:15am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:57am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 5:43am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 10:15am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 12:33pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 2:42pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:34am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 8:19am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 7:52am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:34am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 5:14am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 7:27am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:20pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:40am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 10:17am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:10am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 1:39pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 8:54am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 3:55pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:03am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 6:49am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 12:35pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 3:32am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 8:28pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 8:28pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 1:55am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 1:55am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 1:58pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 7:46am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:25am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 9:00am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 9:26am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:24am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 2:17pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:21am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 1:03pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:22am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:06am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:15am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:18am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 1:04pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 1:59pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:24am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:33am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 3:41pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:16am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 7:54am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 11:05am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:05am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 1:40pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 4:20pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:06pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 4:21pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:35am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 4:51am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 11:01am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 1:35pm

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 10:04am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 10:04am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 10:04am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 11:39am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 3:16pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2020 @ 11:05am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 8:40am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 5:17am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2020 @ 11:41am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 3:58pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 1:47pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 3:36am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 8:22am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 8:22am