whirlwind62 最近的評論

Some old school fun. Made like a classic 2010 game with all the infinite replayability of modern games.

Just wanted to share my coolest moment, which was on Substantial difficulty. Playing Tactical, getting up with a relic, being the only team member alive. Using a loadout swap station to refill my ammo while surrounded by 5 warriors. And holding out long enough for my team members to respawn. It felt FANTASTIC

What the krut did you just kruting say about me, you little thaggi? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tunnel Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Urks and Grobi, and I have over 30,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in subterranean warfare and I’m the most stalwart Ironbreaker in all of Karaz Ankor. You are nothing to me but just another wazzock. I will wipe you the krut out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the world's Edge Mountains, mark my krutin' words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥♥ to me in the underway? Think again, krutter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Barak Var and your hideout is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re krutin' dead, thaggi. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shield. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Karak Ankor Air Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what Grudge your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your krutin' tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elgi. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, wazzock.

Dwarf is the best. IF you have a grudge against dwarf kind (we have a grudge against you too) then pick Saltzpyre instead, he's the best human. And I swear on Cousin Okri, if you pick the bleeding watelgi, well you better not pick the knife ear

I CAST HEAVY FIRE BOLT!!!!

I swear to god Sony, if you get big in your britches again
Great game, but god does capitalism suck

Imagine the "Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" except you're just a little guy, and there is literally nothing stressful about it

Elden ring has many things going for it, such as:
Being a good game.

Brothers of the mine rejoice!
Swing, swing, swing with me
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath?
Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store

Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole

The sunlight will not reach this low
Deep, deep in the mine
Never seen the blue moon glow
Dwarves won't fly so high
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep

Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath
We can never dig too deep

Free trial=very pog
Story=good
Warrior of Light (aka main character which is you)=hot
Play the game

I enjoy it. Somehow costs more money now that it's free to play than when it cost money but that hasn't changed much. Still sad about Cayde, but it is what it is.

It's quite easy to get burnt out, but focusing on season pass challenges or playing with friends is fun enough. I also have an additional 100 hours or so from the origin launcher which isn't shown here