Последние обзоры Whinro

It's a GREAT game! I've collected all the Relics, Weapons, and Charictors in the whole game. I'm just trying to get all the achivements, I rate it 8-10 because the story is kinda short, but the game rocks.

If Michal Bay were to become a demon goat.

Get prepared to understand the cake is a lie.

*Defending a village from 2 dragons at once and kills a chicken*
Peasents: LETS GET HIM!
Everyone: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I spawn inside a fresh server, as a naked man with a rock and a torch. Another naked man, with his genatials pixelated comes over to me and crouches, he turns on his mic, saying "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU HARDCOREEEEE". He takes out his torch, he starts whipping me with it while I try to escape, its to late, I'm down and if I don't get help I die. The last thing I see, is him humping me, all the way until death.

Has it for a week: 150 hours played.

Be Zynyak, and kill Zinyak and his Minons at the same time, 10-10 IGN Best DLC

Michael Bay simulator.

UGH LET ME EXPRESS MY RAGE! I HAD $3189273917018779 TO SPEND ON STEAM YET THIS DLC WAS FREE, WTF??!?! NOW I CAN'T PRAISE GABEN AS MUCH!

Great fun!