BEEP BEEP BEEP. “SHUT TH3 ♥♥♥♥ UP R3T4RD AL4RM CL0CK.” I say as I wipe the hardstuck eye booger off my high elo eyelids and go to the fridge. “NO FXKiNG MiLK XD?” I rage queue into my Ferrari and drive to the airport so I can go burgertown (NA). These fat Americans always have so nice milk + burger. 3 Hours later i’ve landed (PRiV4T3 J3T L9), walked into the local burgermart, and turned down the milk aisle.
“4W3 HELL N4W.” THiS ♥♥♥♥♥ SO0 C4NC3R THiCKXD? She turns around at the sound of my high elo voice and moans.
“Uugh…”
“WH4T iS Y0UR N4M3 B4BY GiRL?”
“M...M.. i mean Sarah Fortune”
HA4HAH4AH4HA4HAH4AH4HA NAAAHHHHHH. I approach her and notice her quivering.
“N3RV0US?”
“Hehe.. noo I’ve just never seen someone so… how do I put it.. high elo before?”
“HA4HAH4AH4HA4HAH4AH4AH4HA YOU W4NT S0M3 HiGH EL0 ♥♥♥♥ + B4LLS B4BY GiRL.”
“Do I??...”
“iT W4SNT A QU35Ti0N.”
I grab her milky tits and immediately her eyes light up.
“Should we really do this here? UwU”
“Y3S. i PL4Y A D4NG3R0US A5S G4M3.”
My high elo ♥♥♥♥ gets inserted into her tight little vagina and I start counting each thrust.
“0N3... ”
“TW0…”
“THR3E…”
“F0U-” HA4HAH4HA4HAH4AH4HA4HAH4HA4HA JHiNNNNN. I think to myself.
“W...why did you stop??? OwO”
“SHUT TH3 ♥♥♥♥ UP ♥♥♥♥♥. N3VER QU35Ti0N M3.” I punish her for questioning me by taking out my spinning axe and slicing her hardstuck throat.
A customer saw me do this and immediately notified the authorities.
“L0OKS LiKE iM G0NN4 CASH iN S0M3 4D0RATiON T0DAY… HA4HAH4AH4HA4HAH4A”

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