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freaking bonkers man

yknow how they say that if ur having a stroke its hard to process and recognize anything? this is that experience.

This game brings the worst out of me.

this game causes me great pain.

Don't waste your time here. Awful game not worth your time.

The sequel to ape escape. Monkey fight. My favorite.

Literally a perfect, flawless game. I literally cant find one. wtf you know? Will update when i fnid one!11!

yikes!

The gameplay is pretty interesting and engaging about a half an our to an hour in, not a big fan of how slow it feels at the start of a run, but the game is quite fun.
Other then that, the game does seem quite unfinished in ways such as:
Currently no sound/ options menu.
You currently dont have the ability to have your game "fit to screen."
A good amount of bugs and soft locks.
Some mechanics still seem a bit rough around the edges.

Never would i have thought a game like this would exist, let alone- be this good. Instead of shoving brand advertisements like the Colonel's gravy and nug's, they take you through the love and joy of the 11 spice recipe that the colonel uses to make his perfect crispy masterpiece. When i first saw this game, i dismissed it- i saw it as a joke someone had made for KFC, and nothing more, but i wasnt aware of the pure attention to detail, and love poured into this game, when the trailer had dropped a few weeks back.
First opening the game up, It greets you with a fantastic opening, while used for the reveal trailer, there is so much joy, and attention to detail poured into this short promo. This Trailer does speak millions about what the game is about, with its Bizarre and quirky cast of fun characters. Characters is something this game really hits on the spot, for example- you have may have a simple robot, but ends up dating your best friend by the second day you are at the school- then breaking up with her the day after, then to finally be revealed as a alien from another planet, studying human ways. Speaking of, your best friend who is portrayed to be not fully self confident, but goes on to support you with all of your decisions, even if it means that you wont see her much anymore. Who could forget Pop, the young boy that knows most nothing about cooking, but ends up to be there along for the ride, even if he is bullied and has no idea what is going on. Then, moving on we have the antagonist duo, AeshLeigh and Vanvan, who portray this- almost team rocket like duo, always finding a way to mess up themselves in the process, Besides this, Vanvan looks like he was ripped straight out of an episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, when it comes down to his muscular, detailed body, along with his hair. Throughout the game, your taught by a dog, only proving that it takes its self seriously enough to have an animal, such of a perfect breed to teach the class of students. We cant forget the Colonel! Colonel Sanders Truly brings the perfect amount of polish, comfort, along with sexual tension - that this game needed.
Comparing this game to some of the other big dating simulator games of its type, you would think the bar would be far too high to reach, with great games such as Dream Daddy, or Doki Doki Literature Club, both games that come off with the same type of feeling that this game has, but this game seems to pull it off so much better then the other two, Never have i ever wanted to play as a college student, Getting as close to the pants of a Fast food legend.
Lets get real here, Fast food chains have been known for their time- to- time, "Promotions," But now were in another ball park, now we cant compare Arby's paper crafts, or the Wendy's diss-track, or both of their Super Mario Maker 2 levels (which were both trash,) Because KFC has entered a whole other ball park, Making a game that Both mocks the company its self, and Dating games works so well, It is perfectly planned out, and... Completely free!
Everyone likes free games,
Everyone likes free- good games,
Everyone better play this game.