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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
too bad there aren't any steam trading cards for this
Posted 26 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
180.1 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
kool
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
162.1 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
DayZ but with worse graphics
Rust but with worse graphics
GTA but with worse graphics
Fallout but with worse graphics
Minecraft but with worse graphics

but just as good as the above
Posted 8 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.5 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is really amazing, the graphics, the looting, the building, the crafting basicly everything. The gameplay is amazing, the debuffs always keep you alert and trying to keep your survivor healthy.
There are a few problems though, firstly, the game takes forever to load (maybe that's just on my computer) and you need lots of patience (which i don't have) in order to save energy, you need to WALK which takes forever!
But other than that, i strongly suggest this game, it has a lot of replayabality as you can play in sandbox mode and customize the settings, either make in insanely hard or way too easy.
Posted 8 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
665.8 hrs on record (296.6 hrs at review time)
Have you ever wanted to dress as an unicorn while carrying a unicorn on a stick while riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows while standing on hippie land?
10/10 Hippie-tastic Game

Have you ever wanted to jump from a floating chunk of land in the sky and then pull out your grappling hook and grapple the ground and take no damage?
10/10 Life Hacks

Have you ever wanted to ride a turtle? Ok maybe not that one...
10/10 Animal Abuse

Have you ever wanted to meet Medusa and then get totally destoyed and rage quit?
10/10 Rage Quit

Have you ever wanted to carry 999 cubic meters of dirt, 999 cubic meters of stone, 999 cubic meters of wood (and so on) and not even feel a thing?
10/10 Deez Abs

Have you ever wanted to wield a sword that shoots Nyan Cats and totally annoy that other guy on that one server?
10/10 Nyan Cats (that just made no sense)

Have you ever thought about getting this game? WELL GET IT!
10/10 Completely awesome
Posted 1 March, 2016. Last edited 1 March, 2016.
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