SIGMNED BY THEGE PROFIESNIALB STEMA GUY

Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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6 oz. orange juice
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. Galliano
Harvey Wallbangers
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Jayne: "Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher knife?"

Wash: "Wacky fun..."

Jayne: "You want to go, little man?"

Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
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Disabled Man: [electronic voice] That was pathetic. Tell your wife to come over to my place if she wants a little boom shacka-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom shacka-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom shacka-lacka-lacka-lacka-lacka. Boom.
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[during a fishing trip]
Peter: Man, some trip this turned out to be. All we caught is a tire, a boot, a tin can and this book of clichés.
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Isn't it ironic that many men spend a great part of their

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SPUNJ waz here <3

signed by autimatic <3