AIGHT SO HERE'S A SECRET. WHEN I WAS A KID AND WAS HITTING PUBERTY, I GOT FREAKED OUT CUZ OF THE HAIR ON MY ♥♥♥♥. THE ONLY ♥♥♥♥ I HAD SEEN WAS
MY DADS AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME BUT HE WAXES HIS ♥♥♥♥. SO LIKE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT DUDES ♥♥♥♥ WAS BALD AND ONLY GIRLS HAD HAIR ON THEY
♥♥♥♥. SO I WAS AFRAID THAT IF MY ♥♥♥♥ HAD HAIR ON IT THAT I WOULD GROW A VAGINA AND TURN INTO A WOMAN. SO I STARTED SHAVING MY ♥♥♥♥ EVERY DAY TO MAKE SURE THAT I DIDN'T GROW A ♥♥♥♥♥. BUT LIKE, WHEN YOU SHAVE YOUR ♥♥♥♥, YOU KNOW THAT ♥♥♥♥ GETS ITCHY. SO I BE WALKING AROUND SCHOOL ALL THE TIME SCRATCHING MY ♥♥♥♥. ANYWAYS, THAT'S HOW I GOT THE NICKNAME ITCHY.

This ♥♥♥♥♥ ain't got no pot to piss in

my moms a virgin

we should rocket league sometime. im the worst that ever was.

thats one moist boi right dare

+rep pocket medic of the year