Recent reviews by wait this is kinda peak tho

do be crashing on startup doe

DID SOMEBODY SAY STEAK

cringe and zetsupilled

Getting it on PS4 'cause I can't run it at fullscreen lol

I'm Not Crying, There's Something In My Eye

I was skeptical about the price, but I feel that it was well worth it.
I had fun going through my first run, although many people died along the way (aka my gf and a hunky luchador).
Despite that, I managed to make it to the final seige with my leader but died at the final moment.

The humorous dialogue, simple albeit fun combat, and random events kept me entertained.
I'll be sure to play more, as each run leaves a different flavour.

8/10

Note: I had only experienced one crash during the game, which had little effect on my playthrough. I hope they fix it for future and current consumers.

ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF

i dont do anything other than kill sea pirates all day in this game so i cant really have a tangible review on this game other than if you want to play a game just for killing sea pirates then you found the right game

ya sure this games good if youre up for 2d sidescrolling mmorpgs and youre an otaku trash