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This program ruined my life

Worms Ultimate Mayhem

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my friend so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much

this game sucks

This game contributed to my declining grades but it was worth it, especially when I beat a floating pizza to death

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>be me
>sign up for experiment testing
>somehow end up in futuristic looking laboratory where i'm trapped in a cell
>only things present in cell are a bed, toilet and a table with a radio in it
>ffwd about 1 min later a robot talks to me
>out of a sudden i go thru portals
>pick up gun that shoots portals
>get promised cake at the end of the experiments
>ffwd some tests later i can shoot orange portals
>ffwd a few tests later i get attached to a cube which helped me through a test
>find out later that i have to kill the cube
>friendsforever.jpg
>last test
>pass successfully until it's revealed that this was all a death trap
>almost get burned to death
>somehow get through the deeper parts of the lab
>everything wants to kill me
>♥♥♥♥.3gp
>i somehow get through everything by using only my portal gun
>find whoever is responsible for my suffering through the lab
>it's a giant sentient robot
>destroy it with my portal gun
>almost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die afterwards
>there was no cake
♥♥♥♥ this place

You can drive as Nermal. That alone sells this game for every fan of cats.

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