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3 people found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Works fine for me after the patch, no crashes and no issues so far. Playing on 144fps (locked) at 1080p on max settings.

It's bioshock, go read the reviews there if you want to know what the game is like!
Posted 9 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
20.8 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I want this game to become the new Rocket League. This needs a lot of players it's so good!

To all of my friends, get this game if you like Moba's like League of Legends and Heroes of the Storm or Action role-playing, hack and slash games like Diablo and Torchlight. This is the perfect mix.

PROS:

- Matches don't take too long (5-10 minutes)
- Fluent Gameplay
- Perfect Netcoding
- Lots of variaty in gameplay
- Coop
- You can come back any time during the match

CONS:

- No cons so far
- Really? You want one?
- It's early access, that's the only con I have
Posted 23 September, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
6.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Introduction
Everspace, I backed this back in December because I saw a gameplay trailer and I was stunned by the visuals. I told myself: "Stop being stupid this game can never be this good when it comes out". But I did it anyway. Now the game is in Early Access!

And how they delivered...

Short Review


PROS
  • Visuals look absolutely stunning
  • Sounds, even though they is no sound in space they did a great job!
  • Controls are fluent with mouse and keyboard but also with a controller
  • Gameplay is what I love the most about this game. It reminds me of Faster Than Light

    CONS
  • Don't even try to look here, I love this game!
  • If you insist...
  • It's an early access game, that's the only con I have at the moment

    Visuals

    The game looks beautiful and it runs perfectly. I have everything maxed out on my gtx1070 and I run it at an average of 150-160 fps.

    Sound

    From the shooting to the flying it all sounds perfect to my ears. The sound is really immersive when you make your way across the galaxy! Also the voices are done well, the AI made me think of the flying cube in Destiny but this time the protagonist spreaks too and reacts to the world around you!

    Controls
    Fluent, there are not many controls but they are well explained in the tutorial and they work. That's it... they work! Flying a craft with mouse and keyboard has been done badly many times but EVERSPACE did it right immidiately.

    Gameplay
    I love this type of gameplay, it's like FTL:Faster Than Light and if you don't know that game... shame on you! It has a lot of replayability so it doesn't matter if you complete the early access part of the game. When a big update comes out you can replay the game easily.

    Conclusion
    Solid game already and I am curious how this game will be at full release in a few months! I might do a bigger review when I have played more.
Posted 17 September, 2016. Last edited 17 September, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Works great on my GTX 970 with around 60-80 fps on High Settings.

Good story so far, love the combat mechanics!

Also it has 'man' in the title of the game which is always a plus.
Posted 25 August, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
201.2 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
"I adore this game, especially in the current state." -2016

I love this game even more, been giving it the Labour Of Love award every year because they deserve it - 2021
Posted 12 August, 2016. Last edited 28 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
21.2 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
heeeeeyyy... That's pretty goood!
Posted 15 June, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.0 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Compared to DOOM, sonic isn't even that fast...

PROS:

+ Game looks amazing, not only the textures but the explosions and gore are very well made!
+ Music is astonishing. The soundtrack makes me want to go on a full rampage against demons!
+ Movement is fluent as ever. No bunnyhopping but you can jump around shooting demons on the go!
+ Gunplay is diverse. There are a lot of different weapons to kill with and there are a lot of upgrades for your; weapons, armor and playstyle!
+ Performance is high class. Runs on +-120 fps on my GTX970 on High/Ultra quality
+ SECRETS! What fps (that isn't from ID Software) has secrets nowadays!?
+ Snapmap will give you endless levels of demon-killing goodness.
+ Missions are of perfect length, not to big, not to small and you can go back to them at any time!
+ Difficulty settings are very well made
+ Enemies come on a variety of demons. From flying to tanky demons, they're all there!
+ Finishing moves. "WHAT, OH MY... NO HE DIDN'T JUST... HAHAH LOL!" (basic reaction)

CONS:

- Multiplayer, I didn't buy this game for the multiplayer and I probably won't play it that much.

CONCLUSION:

= This is an FPS game how FPS games should be!
= A 2016 vibe to an older franchise that makes old fans very happy!
= Gorefest
= This is DOOM!
Posted 15 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
215.5 hrs on record (31.3 hrs at review time)
I hear words like: "stella pc port" and "Horrible port".

I play this game at max settings, 60fps while streaming with a gtx970. No problems here.

The game however...

Nah just kidding it's amazing. They went back to Dark Souls 1 style and blended a bit of Bloodborne in there.

I absolutely love it.. AND SO SHOULD YOU!

If you're a fan of the Dark Souls games... Get it
If you are a fan of rpg games which are a bit tougher... Get it
Have you never played Dark Souls before... Get it
You have a too high self esteem?... Get it

You died..
Posted 12 April, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
32.0 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This eases the pain while I wait for No Man's Sky
Posted 7 March, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
95.9 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
In Stardew Valley, your friends get lost...

First day I chopped up some wood, gathered some fiber and cut some stone to make some place for my petite farm.
Also I met some townpeeps, most were friendly.

Second day it was raining, didn't have to water my crops so I went in town and met most of the people.

Third day I got a quest to deliver a sun fish to Sebastian. Got the sunfish... where is Sebastian? Ah well, I will meet him tomorrow... Watered my crops, met some people and went to bed

Going into the 4th day now.. I hope I can find Sebastian...

Great game if you like games like Harvest Moon. Beauitiful artwork and a relaxing soundtrack.
Posted 27 February, 2016.
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