I’m going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pee on you.
That’s right, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pee on you. I’m gonna whip out my massive ♥♥♥♥ and use it to spray you with urine. Got that? You can try to hide, but you will still end up being coated with stinky pee. How about that, hmm? What if I whip out my massive ♥♥♥♥ and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piss all over you? You can never escape the massive stream of urine, it will always get you. Your sorry ass will have nowhere to go while I shoot pee at you at high speeds from my penis. How do you feel about that? That’s what I thought, dumbass.

Milky
Hello ♥♥♥♥♥, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thristy mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid ♥♥♥♥ give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut ♥♥♥♥ mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can't stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wo 00 woh 000 honk honk honk!!!

Fiona can’t handle ♥♥♥♥
Okay let’s set up this scene right? So you’re shrek right? Your a big masculine ogre, got it? And you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fiona. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her with you 2 foot ogre ♥♥♥♥, good to go? So you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her hard, got it? Your like an hour into to your ogre sex session, and Fiona’s loving it, do we understand? She’s loving that girthy ogre ♥♥♥♥, good to go? You’re about to ♥♥♥ right? When all of the sudden she transforms. That’s right she turns back into her human form, right? Now when she transforms, she shrinks, do we understand? That’s right she shrinks. But here’s the thing, your massive ogre ♥♥♥♥ remains the same size, good to go? Yeah, your girthy ogre veiny shrek ♥♥♥♥ is the same size but Fiona has shrunk. Now get this, your huge ♥♥♥♥ is still all up in fionas vagina, do we understand? Okay so check this out, you’re about to ♥♥♥, right? But she shrinks around your ♥♥♥♥, right? Now any other ogre would just have his ♥♥♥♥ crushed. But not you. Because you’re shrek, and your penis is to powerful, good to go? So she shrinks, right? And you’re about to ♥♥♥, right? Fiona shrinks around your ♥♥♥♥, but she can’t handle your huge veiny ogre ♥♥♥♥. Because you’re shrek. So she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explodes, got it? She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combusts from the internal pressure of your shrek ♥♥♥♥, do we understand? She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bursts into a pink mist, with bits of gore splattering all over the room, good to go? So one minute you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fiona, right? Then the next second there an explosion of princess guts n’ blood around your big monstrous ♥♥♥♥, and you ejaculate the fattest minty ogre load all over the bedroom, do we understand? Tight.

Shadow Piss
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!