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59 of 101 (58%) Achievements Earned::


Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 2:53pm

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 2:53pm

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2013 @ 8:53pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 7:50pm

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2009 @ 8:00pm

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 7:50pm

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 9:05pm

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2009 @ 2:05pm

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 8:44pm

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2009 @ 8:00pm

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 1:16pm

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 9:05pm

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2010 @ 2:45pm

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47pm

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 1:16pm

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 7:50pm

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2010 @ 3:10pm

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2012 @ 8:05pm

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2009 @ 11:33pm

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 5:07pm

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2009 @ 8:00pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 7:50pm

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2010 @ 3:30pm

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2010 @ 3:05pm

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2009 @ 12:59am

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 8:16pm

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:56pm

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2010 @ 8:47pm

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 9:03pm

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2011 @ 5:10pm

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2010 @ 9:13pm

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2011 @ 1:49pm

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2014 @ 6:41pm

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2010 @ 8:32pm

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 9:03pm

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 8:16pm

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2009 @ 11:17pm

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 4:27pm

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2009 @ 8:16pm

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2009 @ 3:59pm

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54pm

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2012 @ 7:48pm

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2013 @ 8:38pm

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2010 @ 3:02pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2010 @ 4:01pm

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:20pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2010 @ 5:53pm

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2012 @ 5:57pm

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2010 @ 4:43pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2011 @ 5:20pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2011 @ 9:58pm

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 8:07pm

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:34pm

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:46pm

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 6:16pm

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 6:12pm

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17pm

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:15pm



CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
4 / 5

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
28 / 100

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
7 / 25

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
0 / 5

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
0 / 22

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
0 / 20

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
0 / 20

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
6,124 / 53,599

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
0 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.