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let's team up for success

Let's conquer the leaderboard!

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+rep the go-to player

signed by me :) lets play csgo!

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Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

Hey I heard you needee dating tips. If I were you(which I am not) I would try to stall the date as long as possible. Movie, walk down the beach, gun-show? Essentially you need to get it to 3AM without here noticing. Once it's 3AM go to Mcdonald and order the amongus happy meal. If you get the crewmate than your chilling give her the crewmate amongus happy meal toy from mcdonald, and she will never forget you. THEN YOU SMASH AHAH! Wait if you get the impostor toy you are going to want to protect her than once you eject the impostor she is going to want to go to bonertown! You will be like james bond in the movies that you saw and go to gun show just incase your meal is sussy!

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Turns out my father ♥♥♥♥ed her father and got herpes. On the way to the hospital for a check up his taxi gets into a car accident and he realizes that the guilty driver is his old highschool bully. In a fit of rage and righteous vengeance he leaves the taxi driver, seduces the bully and gives him herpes too. So then the bully senses something is wrong and goes to the hospital for a check up where he finds out he has herpes. But turns out that he and my wife's father are ♥♥♥♥ buddies and bully knows about his herpes condition which is why they always use condoms. There however was one time when they were near black out drunk and don't remember if they used a condom, so the bully goes to my wife's father to have a confrontation which ends in both of them getting fatally injured in a sicilian knife fight. So my father realizes what happened and goes to their joint gay funeral only to see his taxi driver who turns out to be my wife's grandfather or her father's father.

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “csz blow” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn glebl elte.

I'm trying to expand my friends list

L- lemme
G- get uhhh
B- boneless pizza and a
T- two liter of coke

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you r going to hell

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian.

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I'm just going to say this, why did the minions movie not intercross sex's. It would be way more beneficial for the minion kingdom and the minions themselves. They could finally get rid of those blue balls and make minion babies. We call the minion babies moujies, they look like little mangos. Anyways back to the facts, we need to start breeding these minions and seeing if they have better relationships upon eachother. We started experimenting with nigions. These are minions that are part ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and minion, they seem to have big ♥♥♥♥♥ and big lips.

In probably the most irrelevant observation, it's been confirmed by the designer behind Minions that they're explicitly a single-sex male race. He didn't want to have female minions out of fear of backlash over having such dumb, slapstick-prone characters have girls among their ranks. This means that not only are any female looking or dressing Minions cross dressers at best, but that there's the very real possibility that they reproduce through hot, steamy M-Preg sex. Let that concept rest in your heart as you sleep tonight.

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Hey man - who did you sell the max blue to? Thanks.