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2 people found this review helpful
40.5 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
W4C Rating: 9.5/10

Have you ever played a survival horror game and said, "Boy, I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who has to clean THIS up!"? Well, here's your mop! GET TO IT!

Viscera Cleanup Detail brings the harsh (semi)reality of the Janitorial Arts to life with this incredibly addictive game that will keep you mopping up blood and guts for hours!

Is it repetitive? Yes, absolutely - just like it would be in real life! The monotony of bucket carrying and body incineration is what drives you to finish your task. Toward the end, it becomes an obsession to finish your job and clock out.

If there was one thing I'd want to see in future, it would be an assessment upon completion: Either a written report, or a superior doing a survey of the area. Something to let you know if you're as thorough as you think you are (I know there's the handheld gauge, but it's not 100% right 100% of the time).

Incredibly enjoyable game, I highly recommend it!
Posted 11 August, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
W4C Rating: 5.5/10

$20 to play as Ghost Rider? Pass.

This game needs to seriously rethink its micropurchase prices - It's a gouge.

Also, the point and click interface on both movement AND combat makes for very sloppy mechanics. Even though it's free, I can't recommend this game.
Posted 11 August, 2014. Last edited 11 August, 2014.
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30.9 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
W4C Rating: 9.5/10

This games gives a hauntingly realistic look into the world of Border Checkpoints. Everything from forged passports to terrorist attacks, this game blends the extreme and the mundane into an incredible package that will keep you playing for hours.

The terrible thing is, after about four hours of gameplay, you actually believe that you may have a future in the Ministry of Admissions. I've already added "Checkpoint Administrator of Admissions" to my CV.

Now to wait for the lottery.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.
Posted 10 August, 2014. Last edited 28 November, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
W4C Rating: 8/10

Race the Sun is very simplistic yet incredibly challenging game, with handling that is reminiscent of the StarFox of old. The goals set in the challenges are attainable and tricky, but not mind-bendingly impossible.

While I play this game to relax, it also keeps me on the edge of my seat. Well done!
Posted 25 May, 2014. Last edited 11 August, 2014.
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68.2 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
W4C Rating: 9/10

Everything you love about AC, with PIRATES!

I am a recent newcomer to the world of Assassin's Creed - I tried AC1 and couldn't deal with the controls, AC2 fixed that, but I couldn't stay in it. AC3 is sitting on my shelf, unused. I have a problem.

I thought to myself, "I haven't thrown enough money into the franchise, let's get another one!", so I purchased Black Flag. BOOM! The love of AC was ignited, to the extent that I am now going through all the other games, as I have a newfound love and appreciation for the Assassins and the wonderful story woven within.

Black Flag has a very smooth play mechanic, combining close combat with the wild, open seas of the Caribbean. As if it wasn't awesome enough to be a badass assassin, you now have you VERY. OWN. PIRATE. SHIP. One that you control, customize, and send to a watery grave after a quick row with the Legendary Vessels in the area.

I highly recommend this game to anyone who's ever enjoyed a good sea shanty, whilst stabbing someone in the face.
Posted 21 March, 2014. Last edited 11 August, 2014.
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3.4 hrs on record
W4C Rating: 7.5/10

Simple in Concept; Delightfully Tricky in Execution

As many have said before me, the charm of Banished is not in bracing yourself for advancing enemies, or conquering the world. In Banished, you're just trying to survive.

I personally enjoy the feeling of confidence you get in the early stages, progressing as though everything is running smoothly, and then the extra food stores run low. Then someone gets a cold. Then you run out of firewood. The problems pile up until you're left with nothing but a graveyard, and you have to sit and wonder - Where did it all go wrong?

You won't get it right on the first try, second, or even the third, but you'll enjoy every second of trying to make everything work well. And that's just the beginning...
Posted 21 March, 2014. Last edited 11 August, 2014.
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10.2 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
W4C Rating: 9.5/10

The Stanley Parable is one of those rare games in which you find something new every time you play. Its subtle changes with every playthrough prevent the game from becoming monotonous - as well as throwing ideas and situations at you that will make your brain ache (in a good way)! There's a reason this game is actually competing with the big leagues, and it's something you need to see for yourself.

Whether it be a changed wall, insane messages on the computer screens, or the constant beration from the Narrator, TSP has a certain magic that will always keep you coming back 24 hours a day, every Tuesday.
Posted 4 December, 2013. Last edited 11 August, 2014.
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