+rep solid skills

i put a curse on u

+rep AWP machine

+rep

why are you cute but not single it's not fair

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

it sad

awp god =)

let me say my offer

+rep says all the right things and actually follows through with them

ha ha hey cutie, why aren't you smiling? you should smile more, show those pearly whites! ah ha what's that? you have a boyfriend? pfft I wasn't flirting with you, that's crazy. just tryna make you smile, queen. maybe you should drop that zero and get this hero since you aren't smiling with him. ah ha ha what that mouth do? smile? cos you should do it

+rep draws really good furry porn but please don't dm it to me anymore I'm not into that

the pizza is aggressive

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A friend is
A friend
'Til the end
Of the end
That's forever
And a day
Stay by
Your side
Won't hear me say goodbye
Come what may
'Cause that's what friends do
That's what friends do
That's what friends do
That's what friends do
That's what friends do

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :) (PLAY TF2 ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ)

Omg hai ^ I’m anon-sanOkies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BESTday of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333 SOO FREAKIN KAWAII !!^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!<3333!!!! “ OMGZZ SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!!then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes! ;OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER! (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH BAKA THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!Nyaa!!!

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Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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(¸.•´ (¸.•` hello handsome ur butt is smart

You are stupid!

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One night I was playing Super Mario 64. While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--♥♥♥♥" Then my mother comes into the room and says "Are you swearing?". I said "It was Mario, not me!" My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF" She jumped on my face. She did the ground pound. She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay bowser" That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection. This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "C-♥♥♥♥" My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your--" That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the Dinoborg and went "BWYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

an a press is an a press. you can't say it's only a half

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

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put dis in ur profil if u RP

storm the front

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You have been visited by bodybuilding psychopath. THIS MAN WILL TAKE YOU TO FLORIDA AND EAT YOUR FACE OFF but only if you don't post "SW33T♂GUNS BRO" on this profile.

♥ This is the windmill of friendship ♥ Repost if you also love your friends ♥

boppsi a CUTE!

Zzzz

a booty in the fruity

I alone must carry that burden, lest it be lost to the annals of time, eroded to dust by the searing winds of memory. This is my albatross, my cross to bear. I remember so that the world may forget, until they need to know again to avoid the mistakes of their fathers.

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waffles are for wafools

whoa mama

dont steal memes please

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woooooah man

I'm not judging.
> I am judging

Now that's just gay

Pot calling the kettle an ethnicity

I'm actually a bot and can only speak using pre-written dialog options so it's possible

yeah once you're branded with a tomato you need to be branded with a tomato 4 lyfe

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10/10 Would ask for another.