🎄🎅 MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUTS🎄🔔🔮JINGLE BALLS🪩🔔JINGLE BALLS🎱🔔 CUMMIES💦 ALL THE WAY🤪I hope 🤞 Santa CAME 👀💦 last night 🌝 and left you his BIG 😱 PACKAGE🎁📦 or you were NAUGHTY 😈😜 this year🗓️ It’ll be a WHITE ❄️☃️ CHRISTMAS 🎄 when you pa rum pa pum ♥♥♥ 🤤💦 my LITTLE 🤏 CUMMERBOY 🤭🥁🌨️ You can be 🕺DANCER💃 and 😍VIXEN🥰 and I’ll be ☄️♥♥♥-ET💦 with the 🎋mistle-HOE😜 If you’ve🫵 been a good 😇 little elf🧝 then FATHER 🎅 DICKMAS🍆 will MUNCH 😋 your COOKIES🍪🍪 and DRINK🥵 your CREAMY 💦EGG 🥚NOG 😫 Don’t forget 💭 to slide 🛝 UP ⬆️ and DOWN ⬇️ on Daddy’s 👨 North POLE 💈🥵😍 until you can SLURP😛 his HOT ♥♥♥♥-OLATE🍫☕️☕️ Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of the SLUTTIEST 😛 of 🎅SANTA’S HELPERS ✊

BRO I FORGOT ABOUT HOME RESTAURANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
one day i'll make my holy pilgrimage

AND 3DPD NEVER!

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Steam porn games are a psyop manufactured by the federal government to further the agenda of the Deep State. Don't call me crazy, you're just too simple minded to understand the truth.

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH THAT STEAM PORN GAMES ARE MANUFACTURED BY THE FEDS TO CONTROL THE MINDS OF HORNY MEN INTO DOING THE ILLUMINATI'S BIDDING!!!! Every time I see a 3d anime girl with big mommy milkies eating a 33inch MONSTER ♥♥♥♥ I tremble, because I know that people are subliminally falling for the Deep State agenda and are being sucked into the Matrix mainframe. THE DEEP STATE HORNYVERSE IS REAL AND IT MAY BE TOO LATE TO STOP IT! THE MOMMY MILKIES ON THE 33INCH GOLIATH ♥♥♥♥ ARE ALL A LIE. The Deep State, CIA, and Illuminati all have full control of the Steam porn game market and you KNOW IT. DONT TALK BACK TO ME, I KNOW THIS IS THE TRUTH BECAUSE CAVE RAT TOLD ME! Every time you stroke your hard, throbbing ♥♥♥♥ to a 7ft big tits goth anime alt mommy, YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE MASONIC AGENDA

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So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even ♥♥♥♥ the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate America.

Bro put a spoiler tag on this. I saw this and furiously muttered "it's morbin time." Afterwards I went into a state that could only be described as "Morbiusly a Beast." In my morbing rage I proceeded to morb a nearby family harder than I've ever morbed. This is all your fault, now the cops are after me and I'm going to be charged with Morbicular Morbslaughter, and fined a morbillion dollars. If you had just marked this as a spoiler, my life wouldn't be ruined and I wouldn't be a serial morber who morbs anyone in my way. This has also caused a reaction in my body causing me to become even more(b) violent when I witness a morbidly obese person. I hope you get banned from seeing Morbius.

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WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (VRChat) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my ♥♥♥♥♥ (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

Simping for wa isn't just a moment, it’s a lifestyle :dizzy: a reason to breathe :palms_up_together: an escape from this evil world filled with thieves :earth_asia: It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas :gift: a hug from a loved one :hugging: everything you’ve ever wanted love :heartpulse: everything you need 💕🥺

hello, I am glad I have your attention at this time. this isn’t a copypasta. this is me being real. this is me, a man, standing in front you, of a beautiful woman, asking her to love me unconditionally despite all my flaws (I’m a gamer) and sins (I watch anime).

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How’s no poop november been going for y’all?
For me, it’s been going pretty smoothly, but the stomach aches are coming in. I just hope I don’t ♥♥♥♥ my pants in the middle of gym class like last year.
My number 1 tip is to never fart. That has turns to liquid real quick, and once that train starts, it don’t stop baby

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Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)]

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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies. Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen.

Hi, I'm a friendly 35 year old guy who has a secret underwear fetish. If you are under 20 and a student - male or female - white, reasonably cute, and willing and ready to confirm it on snapchat, I will be interested in buying your worn underwear. Message me with your age, bit about yourself and we'll take it from there. Could be a regular thing if we both like it.

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Hey guys

I'm a 16 year old white dude and I recently started seeing this black girl. All my life growing up I would scream the n word when I was playing videogames and especially xbox. The other day she came over while my mom was out. I was upstairs playing COD and I got super pissed and screamed the word to the top of my lungs lol. She hasn't said anything but I'm feeling this awkward vibe from her. How do I stop screaming the n word? It's a habit. I don't want her thinking I'm racist. I've tried duct taping my mouth when I'm on xbox but it gets all warm and uncomfortable after a few minutes

I need help

"Your chess is insane." Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Hikaru." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hikarus open line.

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im not about to go and waste perfectly good pasta already set out and ready to serve

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Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ok u make a strong point but ur still early

ur too early u degenerate

Simp? Me? I'm not a simp, I degrade every woman I meet down to tears, I made my mom cry while i was still in her womb while also making her crave pure protein powder for the entire 9 months, I was born with a six pack and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a nurse a few hours after, no one can stay in the same room as me for more than a couple of minutes because of the suffocating masculine aura that I emit, I'm the furthest thing in existence from a simp so you better watch who the ♥♥♥♥ you're calling simp because I'll ♥♥♥♥ you up and make every women in your entire family cry like the low tier humans they are.

Oh? You watch anime? You're a pedo! You probably like looking at underage anime girls! I haven't watched anime before because I'm not a pedo, but I know that watching one makes you a pedo! I can't begin to comprehend how much of a pedo you are. You're sick. Disgusting. I can't believe you. You're such a loser. I bet no one loves you because you watch anime. I don't even know why I'm even wasting my time, talking to such an inept human being (if you can ever call yourself that, you monster). Just stop. Get help, and get it immediately, you absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥.

hey all you proud ✊ American 🇺🇸 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅😏 we’ve got a brand new 😱🗣👁 president 🇺🇸 ERECT 🍆💦 say BYE 👋 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🥳🤚 to short ♥♥♥♥ 😂🍆 Trump 😒 and welCUM 😩 our new daddy 😘😍 Biden 😩 we are MAKING ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 🥳 get ready to pop 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop that ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼 cause we gettin 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🥳 whether you’re poor 😢 or white 👨🏻 we are ALL getting some of that executive ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🤤 from our new 🌟CUMmander in chief🤭😍💦 send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 💃 Joe-Hoes 🥴💋 who want to ride 😩😏 some of that All American 🇺🇸 ♥♥♥♥ 😘🥴🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back and you got that patriotic 🇺🇸 ♥♥♥♥♥ 😜 get 🔟 back and you’re gonna be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer than it took Nevada 🙄😒

Is there a gachimuchi character stronger than Billy Herrington?And I'm referring to Ripped Pants Billy Herrington with the Eternal Spanking and Yugamineena (with the ripping pants ability) equipped with his muscles and control of the wrestling, a complete underwear, with Kiyoshi Kazuya's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform a spanking session and with his hands release spanks as well as being extremely skilled in wrestling and greco-roman

BOO 😨😱!! Sorry 🙇 did I 👁 scare 😱 you 👉?! WASSUP 👋 GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING 🉐❌ THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS 😏 UR 🅱 A HALLOWEEN 👻✝ 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every ☝ year ⏳🗓 in Cocktober 🍆🎃 the jack 😪 o ♥♥♥♥🎃 comes 🍆💦 to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming 💦😩🍆 to harvest 👨🏽‍🌾🌽 🍁🍂🍃 his 💦 hoes 🎄 for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send 📩 this to 10 🔟 other Halloween 🎃🕸 Hoes 🎄 or else 😩 you 👈🏼 a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU 👉🅿 GET 🔟 4 💦 BACK ⬅ UR 🅱 A THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 TREAT😋 IF YOU 👉🏼 GET 🉐 6 🕕 BACK 🔙 UR 🅱 A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👙👠 WITCH 😀 ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT 🍑 IF YOU 👈 GET 🉐 10 🔟 BACK 🔙 UR 🅱 THE SPOOKIEST 👻💀 ♥♥♥♥ 👅❤ ON 🔛 THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃

hello tradwife in the making, I would like some of your delicious foods

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on teamspeak we should talk you look really nice and fun xoxoxo

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This may sound like I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmexia. Google it if you want. Essentially, I don't get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure, but there is one stopgap. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So
need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons of course.