wTender's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:27am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 12:42am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 2:49am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:51am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:48am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 6:01am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 12:30am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 1:32am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 2:47am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:09am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:42am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:35am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 9:24am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 12:43am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 8:47am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 1:07am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2020 @ 11:56pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:26am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 9:28am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:48am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:43am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 5:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 1:11am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 1:29am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:35am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:46am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:12am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 3:12am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 4:15am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2020 @ 12:04am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 8:00am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:26am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 6:37am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:29am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 1:28am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:48am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:58am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:22am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 12:13am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:24am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:48am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 1:20am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 10:39am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:23am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:48am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:59am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 5:05am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 1:57am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2020 @ 12:17am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30