Recent reviews by elmer aka vuk++

When I heard Counter-Strike 2 was coming out, I imagined a glorious return to the gritty, tactical, heart-pounding action that had stolen countless hours of my youth. Instead, what I got was a comedy goldmine that rivals the best stand-up specials.

First off, let’s talk about the physics. There’s nothing quite like throwing a grenade, only to watch it bounce around like a pinball on crack before rolling right back to your feet. The first time this happened, I laughed so hard I didn't even care that it took out half my team. Who knew a simple flashbang could turn a high-stakes match into a slapstick routine?

And the ragdoll physics? Watching an opponent get shot, only to have their body fling across the map like they’re auditioning for a Cirque du Soleil acrobat position, is a sight to behold.

But the real comedy gold comes from the matchmaking. You never know who you're going to end up with. I’ve played with tactical masterminds who could give SEAL Team 6 a run for their money, and I’ve played with people who seem to think the objective is to see who can jump off the most ledges without dying. It’s like going from a high-stakes heist movie to a Looney Tunes cartoon in the span of two matches.

In conclusion, Counter-Strike 2 may not be the super-serious tactical shooter we all expected, but it is without a doubt the best comedy game of the year. Whether you're dodging your own rogue grenades, laughing at the ragdoll ballet, or just trying to figure out what on earth your team is saying, one thing's for sure—you’ll be having a blast (literally). If you're looking for a game that delivers both intense action and unintentional humor, CS2 is the perfect pick.