Recent reviews by Gypsy King

My Dark Wood went big

add new music and more uneccessary bs but nothing that optimizes gameplay, the shots dont connect, the hitboxes are ♥♥♥♥, there is no skill involved, only who has the best equipment, full pumped someone 3 times they were still alive and than got sprayed down by a bizon, thank you you dumb devs for not understanding how guns work

i didnt finish it, but from the 3 hours of playtime i have, i did enjoy it

sex

whoever is the lead dev of this game has to be some kind of anti-social d3g3nerated r3t4rd because there is no way i shoot 15 bullets into someone and he just looses 10 hp, nice multimillion dollar company, i bet the lead dev hasnt spoken to anyone that isnt his imaginary octo-hentai waifu that boasts several d shaped appendages because he just likes that much d in his ahh. It would be nice if he would baptize his body from the combination of sweat, cheeto skid mark and condensed mountain jew tears and learn how to program a game properly, what am i saying this guy probably wasted his whole life learning it but is just so fat that every key he presses make him get hand cramps, shameful cousin of a koala, go retire you old ahh, overweight ahh, sweaty ahh b1tch. 50 hours of my life wasted just because i kept putting hope in this game, literally could be the best game it has good foundations but ofc this is how its gonna turn out with fata55es and tran5festites in your dev team

whats up with the marvel intro?

good game, sadly the only people i find playing cata are people that clearly dont fit in that difficulty, iam playing with "adults" that instead of bettering when i say "you play like ♥♥♥♥" they instantly become defensive, atleast when i do something i can actually say "sorry ill try and do better" but instead i get hit with "lol" or anything that sounds remotely defensive, than i get someone in my game and he needs to be defensive about everything, i say "play something else than oe, its a normal game" which is completely justified for the fact that everytime i played oe i literally did nothing, there was no skill involved i was slumped in my chair, i was bored i literally went to sleep after playing oe, i was even half asleep while playing him and i still did top dmg, i outdamaged my struggling team that gave it all by almost 10k damage and i wasnt even completely awake, i think its understandable that i dont wanna get carried throughout the map when its literally 8:30 its my first game that day, im grateful to have 2 weeks off and i would like to use those 2 weeks to full extend, which means i actually wanna do something when i play this game, i dont wanna watch a ranged class take over frontline just because he has 3 bombs that have both properties fire and explosion, i need to dodge, do a whole 180 because of a leech and dodge it while also being inside a chaos patrol and use actual skill to get myself out of that situation, and he can just kill that patrol from 30 meters away, literally delete a chaos patrol, alone without the help of frontliners, what even are frontliners for if there is a class that can do both, one person can take oe and the rest ranged, doesnt matter, cuz he was a minigun to clear small enemies and bombs to clear waves that are too dense, oe's buff was literally just an eradication of every weakness he had, he was fragile, not anymore, he couldnt deal with dense hordes by himself, not anymore. And at the end when he kept being passive aggressive and telling me he doesnt want to play another career cuz he wants to outfrag too(he could have played any ranged class that actually takes skill and i told him but he kept insisting on playing a boring class that takes everyones fun) i called his gene pool ♥♥♥♥ because he told me(a random person on the internet) that he had autism and was at multiple mental health asylums and did a lot of therapy, well his so called therapy apperantly didnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work cuz he just kept insisting on taking my fun(keep in mind i told him that its not a fun class and signaled very clearly that he would be taking my fun, than he said "understand me, i play iron breaker everytime" well thats your fault you dont need to apply yourself to the victim role just because you are too ♥♥♥♥ to play a ranged class that take skill, i play huntsman, i think hes fun and im ok at him, i rarely ever do top damage with him and i know he is so strong if you consecutively hit headshots with him, but that take mechanical skill, i dont have that, that doesnt mean im just gonna play a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ class that takes 0 skill. Imagine saying how much therapy you had and than just apply to the victim role IN A GAME he could have just switched to another ranged class but instead he victimizes himself IN A GAME and i know this isnt the games fault its the peoples fault but i meant to write this to anyone thats gonna play this game, playing with randoms is insufferable for that reason, either they are garbage and leave instantly or they are garbage, i tell them and they become defensive, they are very clearly garbage, i can see that by their lack of awareness and their lack of mechanical skill, i played with some people that are rusty but you knew they knew what theyre doing because they had the awareness, they knew what was going on around them but their mechanical skill just was rusty so they lack but atleast they say that, atleast they admit to being ♥♥♥♥ at this current state, but i tell them "its okay" because they arent actually ♥♥♥♥, only rusty, so if i tell someone who plays the game 24/7 that they're still ♥♥♥♥ they get passive about it, why cant the ones that really need it accept when someone tells them theyre ♥♥♥♥, i have tons of games where iam ♥♥♥♥ at and i get told so often "why are you so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" and i tell them "i dont know, iam just not good" and i keep getting called names, but atleast i try to do better instead of being a sad sack of ♥♥♥♥, how are you meant to solve problems in real life and accept criticism in real life if you cant even do that in a game. This community is a cluster♥♥♥♥ of a handful of actual normal people and delusional, schizophrenic, high school drop-outs that cant even sort out their own ♥♥♥♥ without victimizing themselves

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage

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This game keeps getting updated but rolls dont get balanced, 079 should be removed, 173 shouldnt be able to loose a 1v1, 106 shouldnt be so slow and 049 shouldnt be so fast and shot get his one shot back, machine guns shouldnt outmatch everything just because they have a higher firerate and larger mag size, machine guns have nothing to do in a game that primarily focuses on combat in tight spaces, it doesnt even have the bad aspects that a machine gun would have in these tight spaces what would initially be that these guns are way too large to go through a door wihile walking sideways, the gun just goes into the wall and has zero collisions, the stamina drain doesnt affect the person enough, for example the mg5 or how the game calls it logicer that can weigh from 10 to 12 kilos and a plate carrier that compresses the chest you can still run a considerable distance, from that logic without plate carrier and mg you should be able to full sprint for 2 whole minutes which btw is one minute more than the average sprinter so it would make more sense if you would increase stamina drain from the mg and plate carriers also remove the ability to sprint while reloading a logicer cuz yk, reloading a belt fed weapon is hard enough while walking, the mg36 in the game its named fr-mg or something like that could be repurposed into a g36c which initially could be like a hybrid of a rifle and an smg, its short like an smg has fast firerate but lacks the range that the rifles have but still enough range to overpower a vector, ofc it should fire 5.56 that should be obvious, it would also be a good idea to buff the fsp 9 which is based of the mp7 that should be able to shred people close range just like the vector, the mp7 doesnt have a higher rate of fire than the mgs which is extreme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ btw because the mp7 actually shoots 950 rounds per minute while the mg5 only shoots 800 rounds per minute, the ak should do considerably more damage than the epsilon while maintaining a slower firerate and the lack of the ability to pre-fire as effectively also once again the length, fitting an ak through the door while walking sideways through the door shouldnt be possible unless you lift the muzzle a bit same with the epsilon which btw should have less range than the ak and also should be less effective at range, to maybe add more variety to the guns you could add multiple receivers that take different calibres and with that add more calibres like for example a receiver for the epsilon that takes 50. beowulf instead of normal 5.56 or maybe a receiver for the ak that takes 5.56 instead of 7.62, of course all these receivers would have different drawbacks for example for the ak reciever that takes 5.56 adding firerate while decreasing the damage, and more kinds of barrels, like a compact barrel that increases firerate but range and range effectiveness also makes higher recoil due to the gun being less handy now, now after whining about the game i also gotta say some good stuff, its a fun game the people are fun and the mechanics are fun too. Now i gotta add just a small piece of criticism, the only reason people play this game is because of the voicechat, nobody would play this if there would be no voice chat because the game itself is just incredibly dull, you can play cs without voicechat and text chat because hitting headshots is satisfying and kills feel extremely rewarding, kills in scp sl feel extremely sloppy because of the gun play that isnt really about aim or reflexes but about holding a door until someone comes through it because mgs win agains smgs close range, the weapon thats specifically made for close quarters looses against a clunky big ass machine gun thats made for long range just because the person with the machine gun has ok tracking, i need to hit headshots while he just needs ok tracking close range where my weapon should be better than any mg or rifle, ofc the devs probably wont read this anyway but i just meant to say all this in case anyones friend says "hey play this game its so good" it is good, but not good because of the mechanics but because the people are fun