Really, the idea of a world without hot sauce doesn't even make sense. Think about it... what else would fill the nasally void? What else provides such versatile flavor? Hot sauce has always been the most beautiful thing on this entire planet. Hot sauce will always be the most tasty thing in the universe. Sure, hot sauce alone is questionably tasty. But hot sauce doesn't work alone, must amplifies other lesser flavors.

Even those who claim they don't eat hot sauce are just fooling themselves. Remember homeopathy? Well, pretty much everything is homeopathically contaminated with hot sauce, and hot sauce has brought their food greatness. Donald Trump thinks he can make America great again. No, he alone cannot. But hot sauce can. We should not build a wall. We should build a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot sauce waterfall. Niagara Falls? How about Hot Sauce Falls?

This is the only way to make hot sauce great again, scientifically proven in exactly 0 controlled trials, in eπi +1 peer reviewed journals. Why would this make America great again? Imagine if you could take any boring food and slather it in hot sauce just by putting it outside. That's right, we're going to make hot sauce rain. The whole world would be spiced up a notch. Bland sandwiches would be edible again. Decent sandwiches would be mindblowing.

Productivity would skyrocket a whopping 10,000% with all the newfound enthusiasm for life. South Korea and North Korea would be friends again. Israelis and Palestinians would stop killing each other. Instead, they would all revel in their love of hot sauce. Long story short, hot sauce not only binds this world together, but is the solution for all of this world's problems.