happy new year!!!!!!!!!!

rip von negative

Merry Christmas!

noob

sucks at aqw duels

THe type oF peRson to Type oF PeRSon

guy keeps calling me n word unironically. gonna use this as blackmail evidence

Non vegative

Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.

von Lovable

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Fun fact, did you know the EU scene sent Negative to OCE because of his god-like mordhau abilities? He singlehandedly destroyed every last one of the EU teams in a 1v5 skrim

So this is why i say Von>OCE

(This statement of fact was brought to you by the retired vic team)

Once apon a time there was an absolutely stunning man. A man of beauty and of might. Equal to that of Odin the all-father. An Excalibur in his pants that could rival any mortal made sword. A king of gods. A God of kings. After ages of searching for the man. This God. We knew his identity. It was Von Negative. The one and only.

SLATT LOVE

actual weirdo get off my steam page

This man gives me all kinda slimy love. Hes the two for one deal. True god

stop stalking my page lol

wtf man

Below is what a true friend would post. Elryo is cringe

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Get off my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ page PLEASE!

actual idiot

This man makes my d.ick so spectacularly erect that I named my ever gracefully large pp Exacalibur