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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:52am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:46pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:37pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:35pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:11pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:44pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 8:50am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:14pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:18am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:20am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:12am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:37am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 10:15am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:09am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:04pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:14am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:01am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:12pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:42am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:16am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:14am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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