Feels like having seggs with Chewbacca.

Like screwing into an old 60s shag carpet.

Like making love to a Bob Ross chia pet.

Sucks better than a Dyson that's hyperventilating.

Cheaper than Etsy.

Dirtier than Shidding in your hand and clapping.

6.7/10

Meal on wheels, service is $15 if local, and $0.10 a mile after that.

Pulls up in your front of yo place in a semi, puts out the "Open for business" sign bro, if you're lucky you can get a good spot in the line and get your world rocked by the most aggressive bottom. Like a goth German college transfer student.

nerd

BING BONG

Toxic for no reason

Go Back To your plantation negro