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Sweden 
👔 * ⚡ * 👹 * 🥒 * 🍧 * 💚 * 📀 * 🌂 * 🐳 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 🐠 * 🍖 * 🔋 * 💛 * 🚘
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?
Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
ㅤ* A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
ㅤ* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
🏀 * 🐛 * 👃 * 🐟 * 📕 * ⛳ * 📒 * 💙 * 🍇 * 💗 * 🌽 * 📗 * 💚 * 💎 * 💄 * 🐝
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe
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