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After a good game in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
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