Recent reviews by vφno

Incredible story, but does feel a bit buggy at times, at least on old hardware.

Honestly, this is the most fun Roguelike I've ever played.
It is ridiculously fun and has tons of replayabiity.

Make sure to try different things and playstyles. Tank it out with treads, become terminator with legs or maybe a pew-pew racecar with wheels. Maybe hack other robots instead?
The loot will make that choice for you.

Buy it now, don't wait for the sale. Those 2 bucks are well worth playing it earlier.
Seriously, it's addictive. I can't recommend this game enough.

Man, this game is something. Seriously.
At first, you play for the butts. Then you enjoy the gameplay. Then butts again.
But at some point you start to grok the story and, well, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at that point.

Play it and don't stop. I took my time and played roughly 40 hours, it was worth paying retail pricing when it came out and it's worth paying a third of that now.
50ct per hour? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worth it. Though keep in mind the therapy after is not free everywhere.

To keep it rather short, buy this game.

It has a fascinating story and very good graphics.
Expect to sink many hours into it if you're the type of person to explore.

>be GORDON FREEMANN
>be LATE FOR WORK
>generic guard: 'ur l8 af boi'
>pretend to care what the guard has to say, walking out on him through the gate to the lobby
>talk to mr. guardman and dr. zeropointonestein
>mr. guardman watched porn again, got a virus,
>find bible
>throw at guard
>'nice to see you too, gordon'
>throw bigger book at him
>'i dare you to find something bigger'
>*TRASH CAN INTENSIFIES*
>'you're first place on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'
>*repeat*
>'you do know i have a gun, right?'
>tactical retreat
>random cup aquired
>obligatory skilled throw
>'dont you have somewhere to be?'
>try to pick up cup, "accidentally" tripping fire alarm
>mr. guardman gets ♥♥♥♥, tactical retreat follows
>get ♥♥♥♥ from guardman and hide in the corner reconsidering life choices
...
>trip fire alarm again, running away, giggeling
>get archivement
>write review

20/10 - me, because yes.

Distance is a very nice and interesting game.

Graphics are amazing, gameplay too.

10/10 without a doubt.