My precious little skibidi toilet gyatt! 😭🚽 What fresh hell is this? 🤬 No, rizz god, no! 🙏 A single tear, thick as honey, rolls down my cheek as I clutch my invisible fedora. 🎩 You unbased creature! 😠 The sigma male grindset will avenge this! 💪😤 I puff out my chest, attempting a menacing glare that mostly just makes my eyes water. You'll be ratioed into oblivion! 💀📉 Prepare for the ultimate comeback! 😎 I dramatically adjust my collar, muttering under my breath...it's over for you, normie... 😈

Oh no, please, anything but a spanking! Eyes widen, a nervous giggle escapes as I subtly shift my weight, presenting a slightly more... prominent... target.

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Oh no 😨My rizzy pookie bear😕what happened 🤬🤬no stop🙅‍♂️*choking*🙅‍♂️☠️👽you killed her???😤😤the alphas will attack believe me😈😈 awooooo🐺🐺we're coming for you 👹👹ahaa we found you 🙂🩸🩸*clawing and scratching *ruff ruff grrr* 😡😡this is what you get 😔we are the alphas ⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺you aren't sigma 🚫🚫🤓

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+rep quick, friendly, and fair trader ^^