Let's start with the basics. Propnight is a game where you can either play as a survivor or the killer. As a survivor, you have to hide from the killer and repair generators to escape, and as the killer, you have to hunt down the survivors. Pretty simple, right? But where this game really shines is in the mechanics. You can turn into any prop you find in the game, which means you can hide in plain sight as a chair, a potted plant, or even a piece of cabbage. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than watching the killer walk right past you because they thought you were just a harmless decoration. But the real fun comes when you're playing as the killer. You get to chase down the survivors, and let me tell you, it's a thrill. But what really sets this game apart is the ability to turn into a prop yourself. That's right, as one the killers, you can turn into a cabbage or maybe a pumpkin! And then you can sneak up on the survivors and hit them. It's hilarious, and it never gets old! Now, I know some of you are thinking, "But, that sounds like it could get repetitive." And you know what? It can. But that's where the game's variety comes in. There are different maps to play on, each with their own unique hiding spots and props. And there are different killers and survivors all with their own unique abilities which really spice things up. But here's where I start to get angry. I've seen so many negative reviews of this game, and the majority of them are from people who are clearly just bad at the game. They complain that it's too hard to find the survivors, or that the killer is overpowered. But you know what? It's supposed to be hard! It's supposed to be a challenge! That's what makes it fun! Don't even get me started on the people who compare it to DBD or complain that the game is too silly or too cartoony. It's a game where you can turn into a cabbage and bonk people on the head! Of course it's silly! That's the whole point! Look, I'm not saying this game is perfect. There are some funny bugs here and there, and sometimes the matchmaking can be a little off. But overall, this is a really fun game that's worth your time. So ignore all those negative reviews from people who clearly don't have the skill to handle it, and give Propnight a try. You might just find yourself rolling around as a cabbage, giggling like a maniac, and having the time of your life. As I reminisce about my experiences playing Propnight, turning into a cabbage and bonking killers on the head, I can't help but feel a deep and profound appreciation for cabbages. You see, it's not just in the realm of gaming that I adore these leafy green wonders. No, my love for cabbages transcends the digital world and has taken root in reality, burrowing deep into my psyche like a ravenous caterpillar feasting on a succulent cabbage leaf. In the beginning, my fondness for cabbages was innocent and pure, just like their unassuming, round shape. I admired the layers upon layers of tightly packed leaves, the way they wrapped around one another like a living, breathing enigma. Each leaf, a vibrant shade of green, seemed to whisper secrets of the earth and of life itself. But as time passed, my appreciation for cabbages began to consume me. I would find myself lost in daydreams, imagining the satisfying crunch as I bit into a fresh, raw cabbage. The fibrous texture of the leaves, the delightful snap as my teeth sank in, and the slightly bitter aftertaste that tingled on my tongue – it was like a symphony of flavors and sensations that I couldn't escape. My love for cabbages began to spiral out of control. I filled my home with cabbage-related paraphernalia – from decorative plates adorned with cabbage motifs to an entire wardrobe of cabbage-themed clothing. My dreams were painted with the vivid green hues of my beloved cabbages, and I awoke each morning with an insatiable craving to consume more of them. I started experimenting with new and inventive ways to savor the taste of cabbages. Raw, boiled, steamed, roasted, fermented – I tried it all. I marveled at the way heat transformed the once crunchy leaves into tender, velvety ribbons that seemed to melt on my tongue. I reveled in the tangy, pungent aroma of sauerkraut, its flavor so intense that it seemed to seep into my very soul. My friends and family began to worry, concerned that my fixation on cabbages was unhealthy and unhinged. But I couldn't stop. The once simple and innocent love for a vegetable had mutated into an all-consuming obsession. I felt a kinship with cabbages, as if we shared some cosmic connection that mere mortals couldn't possibly comprehend. In the end, I realized that my love for cabbages, while perhaps unconventional and slightly mad, was simply a reflection of the passion that burns within all of us. Some may love art, others may adore music or literature, but for me, my heart belongs to the humble cabbage. It is a love that defies logic and reason, but one that I will cherish for all eternity, much like the endless fun you can have in Propnight.

EDIT: They shut the game down after their asset flip zombie game flopped. I didn't care about their dookie zombie game what I did care about was Propnight...Mytona Fntastic can suck my cabbage sized nuts