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𝒫𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓃' 𝓊𝓅 𝒶 𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒸𝓊𝓅, 𝐼'𝓂 𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾 (𝓊𝒽, 𝓊𝒽)
𝒯𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻𝒻 (𝓊𝒽)
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ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
"What? Why not?" asks the snake.
"Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."
ㅤ* A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were "stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered and dumbfounded."
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