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The Original

The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Terminal Velocity

Stock price wasn't the only thing falling!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Cherry Popper

College students love her!
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Bitter Rings

Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

In Her Footsteps

Don't forget: family is the most important thing.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The Soda Playboy

What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Scandalous

The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right?
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™

It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Easily Influenced

John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The Ameri-Can Dream

Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Powerful Friends

Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The Lovebirds

Who says you can't ship cans all around the world?
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Russian Takeover

From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Family Divided

J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Sold Out Soda

Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Cansequences

He'll remember what you did...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Can-do-Attitude

You're getting the hang of it!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Bubbly Personality

All the Cans love you!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Sparkling Sprayer

You're an expert Can Pleaser!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Shize All That

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Canfiction dot Net

Only the best from our canfic writers!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Sleaze King

John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Queen's Gambit

Candice Cannes CANgratulates you!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Best Friends Forever

Together forever, and ever, and ever...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Devoted

You are going to do great things together...
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Profreshional

Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Hot and Steamy

Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm