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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:58am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:04am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:02pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:30am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:31am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:33am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:35am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:57am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:00am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:03am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:59pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 3:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:14am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:00pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:56pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 8:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:17am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:01pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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