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I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

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Guys! Everyone gather 'round, 'ol Skarus s'gotta quaint little story to tell y'all. Once upon a time, in a far away land, there was a little youngin' named Veni. Now Veni done did live in a quiet little town, on a quiet little hill. Him and his family were some pretty nice folk and had a good reputation, I'd have to say... But that done changed, all in one day. Veni's pop sent him out to the forest to get some firewood to keep 'em warm during the harsh winter. Right away, Veni set out on his quest. Opon reachin' the forest, Veni spotted a squirrel... That's when things'a went downhill. The little boy's primal instinct kicked in, he dropped his pappy's hatchet and sprinted full speed to the squirrel. After breakin' the poor little creature's neck, Veni slipped his 0.2 inch long pecker into the rodent.

At this very moment, one of the local forresters spotted the youngster in the act, and recognized who it was. Veni was ripped from his little squirrel ♥♥♥♥-buddy, and was carried home right away, leaving his hatchet and pants behind. The Veni family was a laughing stock, and the village exiled them to the deepest, darkest part of the forest. When food ran low, Veni killed his parents for nutrients and done ate them raw. The boy was finally at peace. He was alone, with all of his squirrel friends at last. No more bullies from school, calling him names like, 'squirrel-♥♥♥♥♥♥' and 'the guy who sodomized a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forest animal'. That was all behind him now... He was at peace. The end.

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+rep, his memes are stable and fresh.

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Very sexy man, volvo hire him as lead pimp.

Are you alive

Can we all agree Kane sucks

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+ rep fast trade

+rep, sucks

+rep :D First comment!