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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:17am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:15am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm