Valoix
Valoix   Congo, the Democratic Republic of the
 
 
Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm an innovator baby
Change the world
Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp you're a nerd
I'm slick you're cheesey
Beating you is Apple II easy

I make the product that the artist chooses
And the GUI that Melinda uses
I need ta bring up some basic ♥♥♥♥
Why'd you name your company after your ♥♥♥♥?

You blow, Jobs
You arrogant prick
With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
With your own little spinning beach ball of death

Hippie, you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth to AIDS research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I built to
Listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple
I tripled the profits on a PC
All the people with the power to create use an apple!
And people with jobs use a PC
You know I bet they made this beat on an apple
Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple
Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC

Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit

Fine, you wanna be like that? Die Then!
The whole world loved you but you were my friend
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!

I'm a boss! I own dos! Your future is MY design!
I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is mine!

I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
I got the power of a mind you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
I'm coming out the socket
Nothing you can do can stop it
I'm on your lap and in your pocket
How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?

Your cortex just doesn't impress me
So go ahead try to Turing test me
I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
I'm on Linux bh, I thought you GNU
My CPU's hot but my core runs cold
Beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think different from the engine of the days of old
Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
Currently Offline
Speedruns / Computer / Socials / Profile
Speedruns

SRDC Profile: https://www.speedrun.com/user/Valoix

Portal:

- Portal | Inbounds - 10:14.53 - 43rd Place
- Portal | Inbounds NoSLA Legacy - 13:39.61 - 79th Place
- Portal | Inbounds NoSLA Unrestricted - 15:45.63 - 24th Place
- Portal | Out of Bounds - 8:18.57 - 120th Place
- Portal | Glitchless - 17:02.91 - 108th Place


Portal Category Extensions:

- Portal Category Extensions | Chaos% - 11:01.98 - 3rd Place

Portal: Still Alive:
- Portal: Still Alive | Inbounds - 8:52.68 - 4th Place

Super Mario 64:

- SM64 | 16 Star - 25:43 - 3396th Place

the official sequel to Five Nights at Cragdor's:

- tostFNaC | Any% - 3:24.454 - 3rd Place

Misty Day in Burgsville:

- Misty Day | Any% Restricted - 0:56.53 - 2nd Place
- Misty Day | Any% Unrestricted - 0:43.67 - 2nd Place
- Misty Day | Warpless - 1:06.64 - 1st Place


Refunct:

- Refunct | Any% - 2:54.70 - 550th Place

Google Doodle Chinese New Year 2013 [REMOVED] :

- Google Doodle Chinese New Year 2013 | Anti High Score - 0:00.001 - 1st Place

Do It For Me:

- Do It For Me | Puppet (Any%) - 2:04.76 - 24th Place

Piano Tiles:
- Piano Tiles | 25 Tiles - 0:03.717 - 278th
- Piano Tiles | 50 Tiles - 0:07.850 - 130th


Computer

- GeForce GTX 3060
- Intel i5 10400F
- 16GB 2666Mhz DDR4 Ram
- MSI B460 Pro
- 500GB SSD For Linux
- 1TB SSD for Windows
- 1TB Internal Hard Drive
- 4TB Internal Hard Drive
- Fractal Design North (White)

Socials

Discord: https://discord.gg/VGkvYeQ

Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thevaloix

Youtube: https://youtube.com/c/Valoix

Profile Statistics

Worth: A$ 5687 (A$ 1623 with sales)
Games owned: 535
Games played: 315 (58%)
Hours on record: 3,585.7h
Favorite Game
562
Hours played
15
Achievements
Recent Activity
258 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jan
8.4 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jan
15.8 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jan
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