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we miss you hopoo

levi is my son. i would do anything for him because he deserves the world. he deserves to go frolicking on the beach.

Would be great if it could manage anything over 30fps on pretty much any system

the five seconds you've spent reading this review is five seconds you haven't spent fawning over The Most Satisfying Shotgun Ever Put Into A Game Ever

My domme (Lenin) has locked me in a posture collar, and I can no longer look down. A sub on a sub, if you will. Glory to the Union!

Capitalism will make midgets of us all.

jumping, crawling, creeping, yes... many such creatures. many legs. they skitter and scatter underfoot and fly above my head. gnaw on my fingers and teeth and sing into my ears. so many spiders in these woods... red ones blue ones green ones black ones wings and legs and tongues and eyes their bristled feet pitter patter on the trunks of the trees, they scurry out of burrows and fly out of bushes and the grass is so full of them oh yes so very full

then they kiss

EEYIKES!!! What a creepy dungeon! I hope I don't become "fearful" and "hungry!"

played for ~5 minutes, computer bluescreened when i tried to quit, failed to boot up for an entire day before finding out my boot drive had been corrupted. i contacted the devs and they told be to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that i deserved it.