Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.

And when I declared to my design
Like Frankenstein's monster:
"I am your father, I am your god
And you the magic that I conjure"

The thankless swine
The blasphemous jerk
My creature had no love for me
Which made me berserk

I am covered in vomit
I am coated in sick
I have no name and no place
This is no way to live

So I took over my creation
The spew coated protein
I plugged myself in
And became one with machine

An absolute unit.

paragon

Do you prefer SMITE or DOTA 2?

would you still love me if i was a worm

I don’t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see soyjaks. There’s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I can’t help it. They look so uncanny and disturbing with a grotesque body and short height, autistic little outfits, an inflamed face, dead eyes and thinning hair. Like they’re literally so unironically perfect I feel like science made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice chud avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. I’m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that I’m not being weird for it. Please tell me there’s someone who feels the same thing

happy new year & merry late xmas

happy new year rugby

merry christmas, see you in team fortress two and germany sometime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh I NEED a MEDIC BAG

(bring snacks)

I live in your walls <3

No way 🤯 girl on discord? 🧐 Howdy I didn't expect to see no girl round dees parts 🤠 allow me to introduce myself to you mlady 😤 you can call me Jamal and I'll call you my kitten 🤓 I moderate multiple discord servers y'know I'm a man of high status 😁 I've been looking for some female companionship lately 🤗 and since my mother has thrown me out of the basement I'm not an independent person 😎 some may even refer to me as a big boy ☺️ I live in a homeless shelter tho 🤧 and I have no job 😄 I have hobbies such as reddit and discord and anime so I'm quirky like that 😵‍💫

I have 6000 hours on wallpaper engine, you better be careful, this is the first and final warning.

If Top G has a million fans, I’m one of them. If Top G has a hundred fans, I’m one of them. If Top G has ten fans, I’m one of them. If Top G has one fan, then I’m him. If Top G has no fans, then I am no longer alive.

you know, you can ask however many times you want, i'm not sending you a picture of my tits

who is deez and why do i keep hearing about his nuts

I liked that one James Bond movie where they filmed him putting a glass jar in his ass and then it broke while it was in.

hell yeah

This is a really long copypasta (starts here), also a major part 7 JJBA spoiler

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’…

Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’!

In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

Kakyoin!! Did you lay this egg?!

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

You've been gnomed

I saw Rigby at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

lemme get uhhhhhhh.... 🅱oneless 🅱izza

Love ya all <3

rigby's returned from the grave to give the living haircuts and to read all of the copypasta we wrote

it's ps4 not xbox

she is on xbox

332 days later - Rügby still missing

Its woman. Also she only does not come here that often.

Rip he dieded

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off.

HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

yes rigby got cancer from all the copypasta everybody knows that already

We discovered a previously unknown number between 4 and 5. It's a whole number and is also the only number not divisible by 1. Which is why the numbers scanners couldn't detect it until now.
It's going to revolutionize the world. To start with, everyone else need new keyboards to hold the new number. The addition of a new number into the number line also means that everyone's pay check will be larger too since $100 is now worth $121
I can't tell you much more because a lot of this under wraps and we are still doing a lot research but the new number should be available for release this Christmas season (Christmas is now in November since the calendars need to be changed to hold 13 months)

Ich bin Adolf Hitler and zis is mein Auschwitz. Ein vurk here vit mein reich buddy and son, Heinrich Himmler. Every Juden here haz ein storeich and Zyklon B. Wun thing Ich have learned from 1933, is vat Juden iz going to commen to ze gas chamber.

The bad jokes are real...

HOW CAN GERMANY SCORE 7 GOALS WHEN THERE ARE ONLY 2 NETS IN THE FIELD?

Guess who it is
Guess again
WRONG

kemztar

♥♥♥♥ this imma applaud to you with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hands up, I'm not starting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. This stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ justice, our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ righteous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Alex, is doing this ♥♥♥♥. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god i'm gonna jumpcut Yo, everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥". Just type in the chat "alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥". ♥♥♥♥ him, ♥♥♥♥ him.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

I miss you alot....come back sooner :(..

Merry christmas sister,dont worry i will go through flames bones and living bodies to survive and one day we shall meet somewhere in germany i promise you this!

Here a 💙 and here another 💛. Let's hope you have a great Christmas! May you spread the 💜 of the Christmas eve! And may you have a lot of presents and chocolate! 💖