Progression de Uziflaona pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 21h03

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h06

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h38

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 20h47

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 21h38

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h35

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 20 nov. 2016 à 3h30

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 25 nov. 2016 à 1h34

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 2h06

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 20h20

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2022 à 23h51

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 16 nov. 2016 à 0h38

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2021 à 22h48

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 22h31

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 21h33

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 13 déc. 2016 à 22h00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 23h49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 25 nov. 2016 à 2h06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 15 sept. 2017 à 6h05

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 20 nov. 2016 à 2h59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h09

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2021 à 23h02

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 20 janv. 2022 à 22h58

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h07

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h27

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 20 janv. 2022 à 22h57

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 27 déc. 2021 à 21h36

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 2h31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 2h10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 2h14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 21h09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h33

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2016 à 3h02

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 25 nov. 2016 à 1h11

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 12 janv. 2022 à 22h55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 27 sept. 2017 à 23h54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2017 à 6h09

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 11 nov. 2016 à 1h44

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 27 nov. 2016 à 2h08

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 14 déc. 2016 à 23h53

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 22 déc. 2016 à 21h01

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2017 à 0h24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 16 déc. 2016 à 0h02

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

29 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

12 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000