Kabirdix
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:flowey: In-game : I just might be playing a videogame.
:floppybird: Online : Online.
:spycon: Offline : Why don't you guess?
:gordon: Busy : I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonder
:vlambeerPopo: Away : I respect your intelligence more than this.
:maaad: Looking to Play : You don't actually need this explained to you, do you?
:nahbl: Looking to Trade : This is the point now where I lose faith in my joke
:conwayheadscratch: Snooze : I actually don't know what this means. If you ever see my status in "snooze" message me immediately.


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PADDY JOKE WALL OF FAME
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".

So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.

Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."

"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'"
LuD | Chuffs #QUICKSELLING



An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all walking along together when they encounter a slide in front of a magic pool.

The Englishman decides to give it a try and shouts as he slides down "Beer!" and lands in a pool of beer.

The Scotsman sees this and has a go himself. As he slides down cries out "Whiskey!", and lands in a pool of whiskey.
The Irishman, having seen this, decides to have a go to, as it looks like fun. As he slides down, he cries out "Weeeeeee!"
Mcdreamy

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'"
司马恩Dark Inc

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman’s or a Scotsman’s brain could be bought for €500 but an Englishman’s brain cost €10,000. That proves,’ said The Englishman, ‘that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.’
‘No it doesn’t,’ said The Irishman, ‘it just means that an Englishman’s brain has never been used.’
司马恩Dark Inc


Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!'

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!'

Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.'

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.

'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.
Buster


...Our current champion, 2016 - ∞....



i'm not good at paddy so




why is he fat

potato chips

hhhhhha
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GREEN sigmawater jan. 27., 6:45 
Add me pls, i'm collector of tf2 items(u can check my inventory, profile) and i really want your unusual, can we talk about the trade?