Welcome to danada.
No, I totally didn't name a country after myself or anything... only a narcissist would do that.
We've got a population of 1. You'll have to get through customs first, they're real bullies. But getting a green card is a little easier - they're kind of desperate to get some new citizens for menial labor. You might want to be wary of the President... there are rumors that the election was rigged. He won unanimously with 100% of the votes! That's just unheard of. There's something odd going on there. Oh, and he recently chaged the national anthem. You'll have to memorize it to become a citizen. Here, it goes like this, listen carefully:

"bladee bless the