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13.3 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
For the emperor
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
If you've been searching for the perfect blend of simplicity and satisfaction, look no further than Banana! This delightful clicker game has slowly consumed my every waking thought. All you need to do is click, and click, and click... and oh, how I've come to love clicking.

The premise is hauntingly simple: you press the left click repeatedly. Each click is a step deeper into the madness, a rhythmic beat that pulses through my veins. There's a magical charm in the endless clicking that Banana offers. Each click brings a fleeting moment of euphoria, a sense of accomplishment that is both exhilarating and terrifying. The banana on screen has become an obsession, an icon that I worship with each press of the mouse.

While the game lacks sound, which might be seen as a downside, I've come to embrace the Zen silence. The quiet atmosphere only enhances the meditative and hypnotic quality of the gameplay, allowing me to focus solely on the satisfying act of clicking.

The true thrill, however, lies in the game's refusal to save your progress. This cruel twist brings a surge of adrenaline with every session. The constant fear of a power outage looms over me like a dark cloud, a specter that threatens to erase all my hard-earned clicks and progress. This fear makes each click feel even more precious, a desperate attempt to hold onto something tangible in this digital void.

Banana is not just a game; it's a descent into a clicking frenzy, a therapeutic journey that teeters on the edge of sanity. Whether you need to unwind after a long day or simply want to lose yourself in mindless, obsessive fun, Banana is here for you. I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. This game has become a ritual, a part of my very being.

In the end, Banana transcends the boundaries of a mere game. It becomes an experience, an all-consuming fixation that tests the limits of your banana and banana. The simplicity of clicking evolves into a profound banana on banana and the pursuit of banana. Each banana is a testament to your banana, a silent banana to continue the banana no matter how monotonous it may seem. Banana has woven itself into the banana of my daily banana, a constant reminder that sometimes, the most fulfilling experiences are born from the simplest of banana. Banana has banana into the banana of my daily banana. Banana. Banana. Banana banana banana banana banana. Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana.
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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149.8 hrs on record (109.8 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Its bad, just bad...
Posted 11 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
314.6 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
verry nice
Posted 12 February, 2021.
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6,055.0 hrs on record (5,771.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Nice
Posted 10 February, 2021.
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