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I found out about this game when one of the developers shared on Twitter that the playable character has the same color scheme as Lois Griffin from Family Guy.

This guy totally slays the outfit.

This DLC package released alongside a free content update that gave us more Korsica costumes. No Peppermint. No Macaron. Just more Korsica costumes.

And now we also have the option to buy Korsica looking like a Japanese warrior baddie. In shorts.

Clearly the devs know what the fans want.

Remember that Spongebob episode where he has to duel King Neptune on who has the best burger?

Well, I am King Neptune and Spongebob's burger was Hi-Fi Rush. I first beaten the game on Xbox Game Pass and I loved it so much, I decided to try it a second time on Steam. (just less disgusting since this isn't chewed up food)

If you can survive off of not buying a $5 combo meal at a Taco Bell for an hour, then you can certainly get this $5 limited-time bundle.

For anyone wanting a Solos experience, it eventually does happen in Trio matches when all of your teammates die and ragequit. It happens faster if you're playing like a team.


Disclaimer: I have 232 hours on Origin at the time of this posting.

Probably has the best Mercenaries mode.

Word of warning: You have to beat the campaign to play the Mercenaries and the Gold Edition content.

I only play Terrorist Hunt and somehow this game still isn't boring.

No naked cartwheeling. 10/10

You play as psychopathic Dr. Nigel, who, by a miracoulous event, turned from a lowly secretary with arthritis to one of the world's leading surgeon professionals. In Surgeon Simulator 2013, you'll cut, slice, hammer, and laser your way through seven levels of brutal torture to your patient. The connectivity between the doctor and player gives off new insight into the future of storytelling in video gaming. You are Nigel Burke. The choices he has made reflects into your deepest darkest self. As you place your patient's intestines on his face, you cannot help but to giggle or laugh. It's one of these similar events that shows your dark side. Overall, this game might be the darkest and comedic game I have ever played and to this day, I still dream about doing some Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ♥♥♥♥ where I rip out a person's heart while shouting "KALI MAH!" I wouldn't be surprised if this game was nominated for indie game of the year, but then I remembered that the controls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficult, so probably not.