Recent reviews by Oz_Df

if you're reading this, you should get the game so there's more players and I don't have to wait as long to kill you. LOL.

Played 85 hours and I finally finished my first game

Here's my review to the demo (not the whole game)
**Spoilers** (Not that there's much to be spoiled anyway.)

TL;DR: So it's crap.

First and foremost, when it says to adjust the lighting at the beginning to a certain level so you can't see the picture on the left, don't do it, if you do, you can't see a damn thing and there's absolutely no reason for you to not see what's going on because there's nothing to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see anyway, might as well see the nothing since you already went through the effort of downloading this crappy game.

]Basically you wake up in what I can only presume is a squat house that some junkies died in like 15 years ago after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over the place and using mannequins for sex dolls (probably).
Then you wander around not being able to see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing. That's when you have the brilliant idea to check to see what's in the fridge but of course, the only thing you see in there is presumably one of the dead junkies and a box of mom's spaghetti.

You then attempt to be a nice house guest and start cleaning up the mess a bit by flushing the toilet that hasn't been flushed for the last 27 poops, but you realize why it hasn't been flushed, which is that for some reason the toilet bowl is out of water, but it's not because the water isn't working since, literally, the shower right next to you is on. There's a pipe that you can presumably use to turn on the water, but you've pretty much given up at this point because flushing the toilet is just a drop in the bucket compared to the mess that's in this house so you just forget about it and move on.

Unable to complete your mission which is simply to open a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door, you then decide to go watch a horror film because this is just really boring, and there's apparently electricity in the squat, along with a TV, but only one movie to choose from, which is also home made by you, so it's not like the ending is a surprise, except it apparently is, because the you playing hasn't seen it even though the you who's the character in the game has.

So you watch your stupid home made movie where you find out your friend got lost, presumably because he couldn't see worth a damn where he was going, and ran face first into a broken pipe hanging from the wall, as you can see by his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up grill.

Apparently though, this tells you where you can access some secret hatch door that you go through because, apparently you can't figure out how to unlock the back door from the inside of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house without a key, (dumb) and at this point you've already walked everywhere by now so there's really no other choice.

Low and behold, someone just dropped a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ key right there on the ground that happens to unlock the back door, which you need, because the dyslexic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that built the house doesn't understand how to install door locks the right way.

So you go and go back to the back door, when you realize someone else is living in the house, so you should probably leave before he calls the cops on you for trespassing, since that's what you definitely did, and there's evidence of that in the tape player.

You make your way to the back door, finally unlock it, and when you open it you hear a noise behind you, and since you are fully and completely aware that there's some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, human eating, mannequin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, non toilet fixing psychopath that's definitely behind you, instead of just running like a bat out of hell, your dumb ass decides to turn around and look to see what that noise was...

That's when the nice man greets you with a warm welcome, and calls you his family... But since he's obviously dyslexic, he, instead of giving you a handshake, accidentally punches you square in the mouth.

That's when the game ends and you're sitting there like: I feel sorry for the people who have slow internet that waited hours trying to download this game just for that.

Also, you can do a lot more and explore, get different endings, and try to find out what it is you're supposed to do, but unfortunately, in order to do that, you're forced to watch your stupid home made video, like the developers of this game were your grandma, the video is of her vacation recordings, it's the 1990's, and you're at a family reunion.

This in no way makes me want to pay to play the game... And I was considering buying it before playing this, but if I do, I'll definitely wait for it to be on sale, because if the game is anything like this, I'm disappointed already.