"Sir, there're 2 scouts from the enemy!"
"Excellent! Wait till they're right in line so I can kill 2 soldiers with 1 bullet!"

"Sir, we're under attack!"
"Excellent! We get to hide and shoot while they charge and get shot!"

"Sir, we only have guns - they have tanks!"
"Excellent! We get to steal their tanks!"

"Sir, they outnumber us 10000 to 1!"
"Excellent, that makes it easier to aim!"

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"

"Sir, there're only 2 of us left!"
"Excellent! That means we get all the glory!"