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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:35am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
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