🌲Merry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🌲 to all my SLUTTY 🙉 little 💅 elves 👅.⭐ Congratulations ⭐ you've made Santa's NAUGHTY list 🥺😈 Make sure your COOKIE 😽 is ready for MILK🤶🌧🙀 cos Santa's 🎅 gonna slide UP your CHIMNEY 😛 Tis the season of GIVING 🎁😏 so wrap your gift right 🍆🍑 or the holiday PREGNOG 🥛 will have you feeling like the Virgin Mary 😇😩👼. SCREWge 😠😏 listened to the Ghost 👻 of Christmas Yet to ♥♥♥ 👀🤝🍾 and you should too 😌. Send this to 10 HO-HO-HOES 🥵 and Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Boys🙋🥁. Get 10 or more back and you're THE Saint ♥♥♥♥ 💦 Get 5 back and you're a mistleHOE 🌿 Get 0 back and find out the true meaning of FISTmas🥊 when the rawdog reindeers run a sleigh on you 🦌☔😝🧻

JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 ♥♥♥♥ is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He's SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, "OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷" OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you'll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆!

JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 ♥♥♥♥ is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He's SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, "OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷" OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you'll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆!

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 ♥♥♥♥ is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He's SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, "OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷" OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you'll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆!

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