Recent reviews by uncleaner

This game looks a lot like No Man's Sky, but instead of mining space rocks and making your numbers go up so that you can mine more space rocks it's Myst in space, including the ability to beat the game in 10 minutes once you know what you're doing.
Extremely cool game. Unraveling the mysteries of your little solar system is the main draw, but there's a lot of satisfaction in mastering the controls of your rickety little duct taped together space ship since you have to be fast to get the good ending.

This is just Mario Kart plus Death Race 2000 with all the interesting parts filed off.

Extremely contarded story game and port. Regenerating health, 3 gun limit, really long and boring melee takedowns, save the waifu - you've played this game before. fart.

Creative and surprisingly high budget platformer, even if it's so brutally twee and french that I want to die.

Platforming is good, except that it has a tendency of focusing on gimmicks more than fundamentals and there's so much momentum that Mario 1 covets.

Anyways, it's a Rayman game. Like every other one it's decent enough and looks amazing but there's a certain amount of boredom/non nintendo console having going on if you're even thinking about playing one.

Yet another tower defense, except this one has you facing a constantly rising water level. You defeat the water by shooting at it with bullets, and throwing grenades at it.

It's okay. Much higher effort than you'd think by looking at the screen shots, but it's one of those games where you figure out what to do in the first minute and spend the next 20 grinding it out without much variation.

Like Viewtiful Joe or Astro Boy, except instead of gameplay or level design you mash A to a visual nightmare of unity assets. One of the enemies is the doge meme.

An insane Warhammer fever dream filtered through google translate, with gunplay that's a really fun mix of Stalker, Quake 2 and Deus Ex, if they all got dropped on their head a few times.

Also I'm down with any FPS where the enemies range from cyberdemons to dream werewolves.