Sometimes I fantasize about Mullet Mad Jack's Hostess Streamer coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me ?

Indeed. I'm too cool to be french.

This man isn’t even french it’s all an act I tell you. In fact I deduce he’s Jamaican, just listen to his heavy Caribbean accent.

I'm not interested in trading.

why are the French so Aggressive?

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