Right eye black, left - for some reason - green. Dark eyebrows, but one higher than the other. In short, a foreigner.

ɪ sᴇᴇ ɴᴏ Gᴏᴅ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ~Yᴜʀɪ Gᴀɢᴀʀɪɴ


When wearing a bikini women reveal 90% of their body men r so polite they only look at the covered part



our names are ball and sack in real life, you have 1 nut i have the other, together we form the complete ballsack, they say "we're nuts"


You can kill the pee dog, but you can't kill the dog pee

If a cop got raped... would they arrest u right after?


𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒿𝒾𝒾𝓏𝓏 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓋𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓁... 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝒶𝓎?


ʙʀᴜᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱꜱ ʟᴏꜱ