I believe in Gabe, the Father Almighty, Forefather of PC gaming; and in The Steam Platform, Gabe's almighty creation, our salvation: Which was conceived by the Superior Spirit to dirty console peasants, born of the Mighty Gabe, the harbinger of PC gaming; suffered under no one, besting the consoles since '03's, going through alpha, beta, and final release, in all it's glory. He [Gabe] descended into the throne as the leader of the PC Master Race; the next day He [Gabe] rose again from the throne to bless his followers with titles such as Half Life series, Counter Strike, and many other magnificent creations of his greatness. He [Gabe] ascended into heaven, and is seated at the center of his domain of PC gaming's realm, the Father Almighty; from thence He [Gabe] shall come to judge the filthy console peasants and come forth victorious, in all his glory, emerging victorious in console wars. I believe in Gabe, The Father Almighty, the Glorious Leader and Forefather of PC gaming, the Steam community, magnificent and frequent Steam sales, superior machine hardware, and 60+ fps, 1080p everlasting. Amen

- The PC Master Race Creed.





















































...there's no light at the end of the tunnel.